WASTED YOUTH LYRICS

BAD BOYFRIEND

Girl I’ve got a confession/I read your diary again/and I made a correction/aren’t you glad i’m your boyfriend? Yeah!?/I’ve got another confession/I stole your underwear again/and they’re in my collection/aren’t you glad I’m your boyfriend? Yeah!?/I’ve got a last confession/I licked your toilet seat again/and I got an infection/aren’t you glad?/That i’m a bad boyfriend boyfriend/I’m a bad boyfriend boyfriend/I’m a bad lover, a pincher, a biter, a bad bad boyfriend/sorry/I’ma bad boyfriend boyfriend/I’m a bad boyfriend boyfriend/I’m a bad lover, a pincher, a biter, a clincher/a bedside spectator, premature ejactulator/bad bad, bad bad, bad bad, bad bad boyfriend/sorry

SKATER

Yo my parents think i’m some kind of recluse/they don’t have a clue about what I do/they think i’m-a-studyin, after school/they just don’t know know na no no/I hide my skateboard under my clothes/I hide my rashes and my broken bones/all they see, is my shadow/they just don’t know know na know know/they just don’t know know na know/I’m a skater/I’m a hater/I’m gonna slide right past ya/see ya later/I’m a hazard/I’m a bastard/I’m a teenage disaster/whatever/yo my girlfriend thinks i’m a real nice kid/a nice country boy she can hold hands with/but she’s never seen me poppin’ a kick flip/no she don’t know know na no no/she thinks that never committed a folly/she thinks I wanna walk her doggy/she’s never seen me poppin’ an ollie/no she don’t know know na no no/they just don’t know know na know/I’m a skater/I’m a hater/I’m gonna slide right past ya/see ya later/I’m a hazard/I’m a bastard/I’m a teenage disaster/whatever/

WASTED YOUTH

After recess/soon be going home/After supper/YTV The Zone/Got a headache/staring at the screen/Pizza pockets/and cookie dough ice cream/Nineteen/ninety/A decade still alive/In the backyard of my mind/Nineteen/ninety/In the basement of my life is/a VHS of all my wasted time/Few years later/it’s all gone to shit/Feeling helpless/ feelingsick of it/Girls in English/think that I’m a freak/Girls in French class/think I’m speaking Greek/Nineteen-ninety/A decade still alive/In the backyard of my mind/Nineteen-ninety/In the basement of my life there’s a VHS/A VHS of all my time spent/The tape is busted, I can’t rewind it/When I jam it in the VCR deck/It chews it up and spits it out/Shredded mental sauerkraut/Was wasting time what it was all about?/Nineteen-ninety/Nineteen-ninety/Nineteen-ninety/Nineteen…/Nineteen-ninety/A decade still alive/In the backyard of my mind/Nineteen-ninety/In the basement of my life is/a VHS of all my wasted time

MICROPENIS

I knew a guy on the football team/He always wore the baggiest jeans/But one day heforgot his belt/And when his pants fell—/My eyes could not believe it/Oh my god you should’ve seen it/Keep it between us/HE HAS A MICRO PENIS—HA HA HA HA, HA, HA!/I saw the guy at the swimming pool/Wearing a speedo, he thought he was cool/But when he jumped off the diving board/The life guard screamed—OH MY LORD/My eyes could not believe it /Oh my god you should’ve seen it/Keep it between us/HE HAS A MICRO PENIS—HA HA HA HA, HA, HA!/I saw the jock playing basket ball/No shirt, seven foot tall/He jumped up for a big slam dunk/When out popped his TINY JUNK/And I could not
believe it/Oh my god you should’ve seen it /Keep it between us /HE HAS A MICRO PENIS—HA HA HA HA, HA, HA!

AMALIE

I’ve got a new lover/fell in love with my girlfriends mother/she makes me breakfast/and then we sex it/she calls me Benny/when she rubs my belly/ooh oh I call her Amalie, Amalie, Amalie/Amalie—you’re almost seventy/but there is chemistry, chemistry, with you and me Amalie/Amalie—i’m only 23, but there is ecstasy, ecstasy with you and me, Amalie/she has experience/I need obedience/she’s infertile/I’M ERECTILE/I feel so naughty/when I touch her body/But I’m not sorry/Amalie/Amalie/Amalie/Amalie—you’re almost seventy/but there is chemistry, chemistry, with you and me Amalie/Amalie—i’m only 23, but there is ecstasy, ecstasy with you and me, Amalie/Amalie—I need you baby/Amalie—maybe I’m crazy/Amalie—I think I love you/Amalie/Amalie—you have a pregnancy/It’s such a mystery,mystery, how you conceive, Amalie/Amalie—we have a family/It’s such a tragedy, tragedy, you and me, Amalie/tragedy, tragedy, you and me, Amalie

CONSTANT STIMULATION

Eyes staring at an epileptic screen/Synapses flooded with dopamine/I got a little taste of it/Give me more or I’ll throw a fit/Out of my wayif you’re trying to intervene/Sugar caffeine nicotineand speed/A world covered with kaleidoscopic sheen/I’m destroying my DNA/Rapid guaranteed decay/Lock me up ya put me in quarantine/Pushing forward falling back/I’m racing toward a heart attack/Constant stimulation what I crave/Fuck the future fuck the past/I’m skating on a sheet of glass/Constant stimulation will not wait/Vibrating while I’m foaming through my teeth/I can’t contain the animal beneath/Bursting out of my cranium/I can’t escape this mania /Still looking for the ultimate release/Pushing forward falling back/I’m racing toward a heart attack/Constant stimulation what I crave/Fuck the future fuck the past/I’m skating on a sheet of glass/Constant stimulation will not wait/Constant stimulation all the time/Constant stimulation nine to nine/Constant stimulation in my head/Constant stimulation brain is dead/Constantstimulation won’t behave/Constant stimulation can’t be saved/Constant stimulation i’m enslavedPUTRIDShe’s got a puddle underneath her feet/she’s got a puddle underneath her feet/she’s got a puddle underneath her feet/and it stinks/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/I’m stupid/she’s got a trail leading up to her butt/she’s got a trail leading up to her butt/I wanna touch it but I’m gonna throw up/it’s fucked/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/I’m stupid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/she’s got a cloud coming out of her mouth/she’s got a cloud coming out of her mouth/she’s got a cloud coming out of her mouth/and it’s brown/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/she’s putrid/I’m stupid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/putrid/

DEATH DISCO The heavy fog it clouds your eye sight/the throbbing bass dissolves your ears/you’re spinning underneath the strobe light/while inhibitionsdisappear/lost in a sea of faceless strangers/you took too much but it’s okay/confusing strange distortedfeatures/it’s time to dance your life away/HEY/welcome to the death disco/HEY/welcome to the death disco/The heavy fog it clouds your eye sight/the throbbing bass dissolves your ears/you’re spinning underneath the strobe light/while inhibitionsdisappear/lost in a sea of faceless
strangers/you took too much but it’s okay/confusing strange distortedfeatures/it’s time to dance your life away/HEY/welcome to the death disco/HEY/welcome to the death disco

MARSHMALLOW HEAD

Nurse, call the nurse, call the nurse, call the nurse, call the nurse Call the nurse,call the nurse/ (does it hurt?)/Yeah it hurts, yeah it huts, yeah it hurts, yeah it really really hurts/It’s getting worse, getting worse, getting worse,getting worse, getting worse, getting worse, getting worse/(you’re the worst)/But it hurts, yeah it hurts, yeah it hurts, yeah it really really hurt/I’m in a coma, lying in bed/I’m in a coma, marshmallow head/I’min a coma, but the doctor said/I think he’s dying yeah yeah yeah/I think I’m dying yeah yeah yeah /Hide, wanna hide, wanna hide, wanna hide I wanna hide Wanna hide, Wanna hide/(go and hide)/Cause I’m high, yeah i’m high, yeah i’m high, yeah I’m really really high/I’m in a coma, lying in bed/I’m in a coma, marshmello head/I’m in a coma, but the doctor said/I think he’s dying yeah yeah yeah/I think I’m dying/ Can’t feel myarms/ Can’t feel my legs/ And I’m trying to say/, I don’t wanna die, die, die/I’m in a coma, lying in bed/ I’m in a coma, marshmallowhead/ I’m in a coma, but the doctor said/I think he’s dying yeah yeah yeah/I think I’m dying yeah yeah yeah

EMPTY DRIVEWAY

Another empty driveway/no headlights in view/you say you’re working late/but I don’t believe you/this wine is turning sour/it tastes so bitter red/this glass is empty but I can’t get you out of my head/keep, your, mouth, closed/when youcome home/cause I, don’t/wanna know/and wash, your, mouth, first/cause I, can, smell, dirt/and I, don’t/wanna know/I’m circling the block/hoping you’ll fall asleep soon/you say you’re sober now but I don’t believe you/this game is getting old/hiding in separate beds/we’ve made mistakes before/why keep going and make them again?/keep, your, mouth, closed/when I come home/cause I, don’t/wanna know/and wash, your, mouth, first/cause I, can, smell, dirt/and I, don’t/wanna know/I’ve been dragging, dragging, dragging along/and hanging, hanging, hanging on/waiting for you to tell me that it’s over/over/over/over.